And here’s another Mystic Phil prediction. In the wake of the manufactured, post-Brexit boom Theresa will stand down and, yes, Boris will take over to fight an election of opposites with Jeremy Corbyn. You might think he’s a buffoon, but in every ‘what’s Boris doing’ ‘phone in (as good a measure of opinion as any) the ‘it’s refreshing to have someone who speaks his mind and doesn’t care’ calls far outnumber the ‘he’s an embarrassment’ variety. Trump’s core support remains pretty much unwavering through every revelation and both, I’m afraid, are worth an each-way bet.
“A ‘no-deal’ Brexit will be devastating”
I quoted Overheard Bloke in the Gym Changing Room not long after the referendum: ‘We should say ‘You’ve had your last cheque, Merkel’, close the borders, job done!’ If we’d followed his sage advice rather than fannying around for four years, we’d have been through the...