I really wasn’t implying that all Brexiteers are Nazis when I quoted the Queen Mum’s famous ’Tinkerty Tonk’ sign off last week. If I implied that President Trump was a racist, it wasn’t to demean America’s support in two world wars. And how could I think that a bunch of students could to a better job running the country than someone who’s been Mayor of London twice and Foreign Secretary once? Sorry to those I offended. You must agree, though, that it’s all very confusing. A Brexit supporter has been in court for calling a Remainer MP a Nazi; and Boris’s role model is Winston Churchill. Time for a holiday in an non-EU country, I think.
“A ‘no-deal’ Brexit will be devastating”
I quoted Overheard Bloke in the Gym Changing Room not long after the referendum: ‘We should say ‘You’ve had your last cheque, Merkel’, close the borders, job done!’ If we’d followed his sage advice rather than fannying around for four years, we’d have been through the...