You heard it here (several times) first. Austerity will miraculously end the day after we Brexit. Don’t think for a minute that it’s the result of years of sacrifice and our government’s crafty policies. A giant injection of cash into the economy is the only thing likely to prevent a crash of gigantic proportions; and that, in my humble, remoaner’s opinion, is if we get a deal. No deal doesn’t bear thinking about. Good news is that the cash explosion will happen whoever’s in power; but Labour will actually believe it’s a good thing.
“A ‘no-deal’ Brexit will be devastating”
I quoted Overheard Bloke in the Gym Changing Room not long after the referendum: ‘We should say ‘You’ve had your last cheque, Merkel’, close the borders, job done!’ If we’d followed his sage advice rather than fannying around for four years, we’d have been through the...
