If you decide to divorce your partner just because you want to save a bit of money and think they’re a bit bossy, don’t expect them to make it easy for you. And if you find, when you head out onto the singles market, that you’re not quite the catch you were forty years ago, don’t expect them to let you pop back whenever you fancy a hot meal and a special cuddle. It will messy and it will be expensive; and the kids are the ones who’ll suffer most.
“A ‘no-deal’ Brexit will be devastating”
I quoted Overheard Bloke in the Gym Changing Room not long after the referendum: ‘We should say ‘You’ve had your last cheque, Merkel’, close the borders, job done!’ If we’d followed his sage advice rather than fannying around for four years, we’d have been through the...
