As none of us here (and probably over there, too) can do anything about anything for the next five years, why not embrace the world of fake news? Has Waitrose really introduced a Pritti Patel-style, no ifs, no buts, points-based system for vetting potential shoppers? I love ‘Is anyone in your family named Phoebe? And ‘Can you name 5 uses for truffle oil?’ , both scoring 10 points. Even so, I feel it’s a concept that could be extended to many different areas of our business and social lives. Like gaining high office in government. And check our website to see if you still qualify to be a client. (Don’t. That really is fake news).
“Sunak and Hunt accused of ‘damaging UK plc’ over NatWest boss’s exit”
Here’s the flip side. Should a business not have the right to choose whom it serves? If you as a client, or more likely potential client, rub us up the wrong way, are a declared anti-vaxxer or support the barges, can we not, as a business, say ‘Be Gone’?
