So true: ‘Why do customer-facing jobs hold such charm for misanthropes?’ (from the book I’m currently reading, ‘Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine’ by Gail Honeyman)
So bonkers: ‘We’ll just have to grow more here’ (Cabinet Minister Chris Grayling, confronted by the fact that, as we import 70% of our food from the EU, a No-Deal Brexit would push food prices through the roof).