Good news, Brexit does mean we won’t have to change our car number plates to a fancy Euro-format, so when and if we ever drive to France again, ours will still look like Janet and John compared to all others. And we can keep our personalised plates, although personally, to paraphrase Boris, I would rather be dead in a ditch than have one. Great email to my fave podcast on this: ‘Getting a personalised number plate was so expensive that I decided to change my name by deed poll instead, which was much cheaper. Kind regards, J472 KXW’.
“A ‘no-deal’ Brexit will be devastating”
I quoted Overheard Bloke in the Gym Changing Room not long after the referendum: ‘We should say ‘You’ve had your last cheque, Merkel’, close the borders, job done!’ If we’d followed his sage advice rather than fannying around for four years, we’d have been through the...
